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Yo Moma So Oldshe left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
when she
ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
she still owes Moses a dollar.
when she was at school...there
was No history class!
she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
she's got the first autographed Koran.
she
co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
she even made Yoda jealous.
she
recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
when
she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
her first job was as Cain
and Abel's baby-sitter.
her birthday expired.
when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the
other side!
she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
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Yo Moma...has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.
has green hair and thinks she's a Tree.
has a peanut
butter wig with jelly sideburns.
has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers
has one short leg and that why she
always walking in circles...
has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.
got a house that's so dusty,
the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies
got a glass eye with a fish in it.
got so much hair on her upper
lip she has to braid it
got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this
much snow in years."
got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...
is a carpenter's
dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail...
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Yo Momma so Smellythe government make her wear a Biohazard warning
she made Right Guard call for backup.
even
the dogs won't smell her.
an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"
that
when she spread her legs, I got seasick...
she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
her
poo is glad to escape.
that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!
that the only dis I'm gonna give
her is Disinfectent...
that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks...
even
sewer rats get outta her way...
that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer...
Yo Momma so Dirtyshe has to creep up on the bath water.
that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look
like a butler.
that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.
she lost 2 stone after
taking a shower
that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.
that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath
water to use as chemical weapons.
Yo Momma so GreasyTexaco buy oil from her
she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair...
her
freckles slipped off.
the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry
she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam...and
has a full time job at the 'Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed
her idea of bottled water is the left
over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
she uses bacon as a band aid.
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